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NYTimes’ Condescending Quote of the Day

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You Know Who’s Dumb? You Are. Know Who’s Smarter? New York Times

“Few voters know that the 2009 stimulus bill contributed heavily to the nation’s economic recovery, saving and creating 2.5 million jobs.”

White House talking points, in the New York Times? Never!

 

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MEET PATIENT ZERO: Monica Lewinsky in the Spotlight: ‘Drudge Ruined My Life’

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 Truth Revolt – Washington Post 


[VIDEO] Compilation: The Trunk Monkey


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What is ‘Walking Dead’ About?

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Obama’s 4 Stages of Crisis Management

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Headline of the Day: Tattoos Okay!

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[PHOTO] Richard M. Nixon Wants to Know

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Election Fraud Operation Planners Celebrate Arkansas Voter I.D. Law Smackdown

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“Whew! I’m so glad I can get back to work. I was down to my last trunk load of Obamaphones.” 

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 “I got big plans tonight. Couple shots of Crown Royal, and a fine cigar. Then catch a bus to Arkansas.”

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“When the Clintons called me with the good news, I knew we were back on the gravy train”

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“I don’t see what the big deal is. I still vote the regular way, only two or three times.”

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“Hot damn. Lordy lordy. Hot damn!” 

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“I can’t do anything for Democrats this year cause I’m still on parole, but I’m gonna celebrate anyway!”

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Bitter Concession Speeches The Only Things Americans Looking Forward To In Upcoming Midterms

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“I mean, the election would be a total waste of time if not for that moment when the candidate has to go out on stage and tell all the people who worked so hard for him that he failed and that their shared dream is suddenly gone.”

WASHINGTON—Calling them the only things remotely worthwhile about next month’s elections, the American public confirmed Wednesday that the dozens of bitter concession speeches to be given by losing candidates are the sole aspect of the upcoming midterms they are looking forward to.

“I really don’t know what I’d do if I couldn’t look ahead to a bunch of people half-heartedly chanting their candidate’s name to make him feel better.”

“Honestly, all that matters is that I get to watch some defeated politician stiffly read some remarks and offer a totally disingenuous congratulations to the victor,” said Des Moines, IA, resident Lindsey Abbot, one of the millions of American voters whose only consolation on election night will reportedly be finding out who will lose their composure as they apologize for letting down their supporters. Read the rest of this entry »


[VIDEO] Animal Rights Activist Goes Cuckoo Bananas In San Francisco Restaurant, Unhinged Anti-Meat Rant Goes Viral

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SAN FRANCISCO (KPIX 5) – An animal rights group said they would continue to target restaurants after one of their members stormed into a San Francisco restaurant and gave a tearful speech urging diners not to eat meat.

“I see the suffering that she faced, and I’m so happy that I took her out of there and I want the same for every animal.”

Kelly Atlas of Direct Action Everywhere entered Bluestem Brasserie and spoke out on the plight of her chicken Snow, in a videotaped speech that has gone viral. As of late Monday night, the video had more than 573,000 views.

“We’re so enraged when we hear someone hurting a dog or a cat, but because of this ‘speciesism’ in our minds, we don’t think twice about a chicken being hurt or a pig or a cow.”

Atlas and others said they want equal rights for all animals, not just cats, dogs and other non-food species. Read the rest of this entry »


[VIDEO] Al Sharpton: Hey, Let’s Play the ‘Repeat Whatever a Conservative Just Said in the Form of a Question’ Game

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A marvel of whimsical video-editing opportunism by David Rutz of the Free Beacon, with commentary here by HotAirs ALLAPUNDIT. The icing on the cupcake, really, is the music. What is that, hayride music? Square dancing? Brilliant.


Yes, Fonts Matter: Sign of the Day

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Voters Excited To Use Midterms To Put Country Back On Different Wrong Track

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“It will take a lot of work to turn the country around and ensure a different type of horrible future, but I believe there are candidates out there who have the awful principles and ideologies to march into Washington and do it.”

WASHINGTON—Expressing dissatisfaction with the current course the country is taking, voters across the nation told reporters Monday that they are eager to use next month’s midterm elections to help put the United States back on a different wrong track. “We’ve been going down the wrong path for the past few years, and now it’s time to get some new people in there who can lead our country astray in a different direction,” said North Carolina voter Lisa Berkland, adding that Washington D.C. needed an influx of new misguided politicians with their own terrible visions for the country to change the manner in which the nation is veering off course. Read the rest of this entry »


[PHOTO] Architectural Novelty of the Day

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Count Von Count = Ted Cruz?

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U.S. Assures Hong Kong That Their Protest Just One Of Many Issues White House Staying Silent On

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 “While pro-democracy activists in Hong Kong may question why the United States hasn’t offered its unequivocal support, I want to make it clear to each one of them that their campaign is but one of dozens of important causes around the world that this administration is sidestepping.”

– — White House press secretary Josh Earnest

WASHINGTON—Addressing concerns that the Obama administration was selectively ignoring their ongoing demonstrations against the Chinese government, White House officials held a press conference Wednesday to reassure Hong Kong residents that their protest was just one of many issues the White House is currently keeping completely silent on.

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 “Our inaction puts the people of Hong Kong in good company with the subjugated populations of South Sudan, Eritrea, Central Asia, and sub-Saharan Africa, all of whom we systematically overlook. So, our message to the protesters is clear: You are not alone.” 

“While pro-democracy activists in Hong Kong may question why the United States hasn’t offered its unequivocal support, I want to make it clear to each one of them that their campaign is but one of dozens of important causes around the world Read the rest of this entry »


[PHOTO] Woody Allen, Bibliophile

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Flights Delayed at JFK: Security Breach, Man ‘Went Out for a Smoke’

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smoke-planeNEW YORK–Authorities say an airline passenger who took a cigarette break caused a security scare at New York City’s Kennedy Airport that led to some flights delays.

The Port Authority of New York and New Jersey says it happened late Saturday afternoon in Terminal 8 after the man had gone through security screening and then went out to smoke. Read the rest of this entry »


Castro’s Offspring: Terms of Endearment

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Jay Nordlinger has a very funny item over at The Corner about a special nickame for Castro’s five sons among members of Miami’s pro-democracy community.

The above photo – The Cuban leader with female admirers in New York, 1959 Photo: GETTY – is from an article in the Telegraph a few years ago about El Commandante’s legendary womanizing.


Foreign Policy: It’s Come To This

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