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Breaking News: Holder Announces Resignation

Or, not. Who are we kidding? Sorry to get your hopes up.

Holder’s holdin’ on. What did we expect?

“Holder has ‘no intention of stepping down’. 

In a rare television interview with NBC’s Pete Williams, Attorney General Eric Holder said he still has goals he hopes to accomplish with President Obama, and aims to cling to his office with every fiber of his being, embracing his desk and chair with his bare hands, cursing his Republican tormentors, spitting paper clips, gnashing his teeth, throwing paperweights and shooting staples at whoever crosses his path strike a better balance between press freedom and safeguarding national secrets”

via Nightly News

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