CONFIRMED: Nancy Pelosi Under the Influence of LSD at Press Conference

“I never saw anything like what Harry Reid did. To watch him, was to watch a master at work.”

pelositrippin“This was an opportunity cost of time. We could have been talking about jobs, farm bill, immigration, any number of issues that need to be addressed, and I commend the Speaker for coming around for bringing it to the floor. I salute — I never saw anything like what Harry Reid did. To watch him, was to watch a master at work. He was superb, intellectually, politically astute, and just the sheer stamina of it all. And it was a sign of the respect that his members have for him.”

Nancy excused herself from the podium, put on sunglasses, congratulated her staff and associates, then got into a van with an unnamed member of the press corp, where they remained for 20 minutes.

According to a White House source, and confirmed by others in the parking lot, Nancy and the journalist reportedly smoked a doobie while listening to the 1970s jazz-rock-fusion Supergroup Mahavishnu Orchestra‘s “Between Nothingness and Eternity“, at extremely high volume.

“I had to cut sound on my microphone, the noise from the van was bleeding in” a TV reporter complained.

Asked later about her taste in music, Nancy was eager to discuss early-’70s rock-funk and jazz. “Jan Hammer’s keyboard work is amazing”, Nancy said, walking to her office. “Though I really like John McLaughlin‘s earlier work, in Lifetime, with Tony Williams, and Bitches Brew, with Miles Davis. Have you ever heard McLaughlin’s solo album, Devotion? There’s a song on there “Don’t let the Dragon Eat your Mother” that totally kicks ass”. She added “The engineering on the album isn’t ideal, but McLaughlin’s guitar solos are mind-melting”.

h/t Hot Air


5 Comments on “CONFIRMED: Nancy Pelosi Under the Influence of LSD at Press Conference”

  1. […] The Butcher “I never saw anything like what Harry Reid did. To watch him, was to watch a master at […]

  2. bullright says:

    That explains it. Timmy Leary had nothing on Nan of Fran. Maybe an Emmy is coming her way.

    I’m going out on a limb guessing she may have missed “the sheer stamina of it all. ” while Harry drug his feet for almost five years over the budget. Which, in case I missed something, is why we are in this CR mess. Oh and that mile high pile of bills he has crammed under the table over there. Yep sheer genius of Harry’s stubborn “stamina”. Thanks Harry and Nan for, you know, nothing!

    • bullright says:

      Pelosi inducted into the women’s hall of fame? Right, should have been “into the women’s hall of bad actors” right behind Hillary – “what difference does it make”- Clinton.

  3. Peakview says:

    Wow. The first reason ever to like Pelosi. First, Rachel Maddow likes to make fine cocktails and now this. Maybe she’ll throw on the Santana-Mahavishnu tunes next. So there IS hope for unrepentant leftists!

  4. jimnjoy says:

    It gives new perspective on “Nero fiddled while Rome burned”.


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