Sacré Bleu! Naked Woman Wearing Angel Wings Is Arrested for Indecent Exposure

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A naked woman wearing a pair of angel wings was arrested early yesterday after police spotted her walking on an Arkansas street.

Angel-Wings-NudeChristine Lawrence, 47, was busted for indecent exposure after a pair of Mountain Home Police Department officers responded to a 3:20 AM call about “a female walking down the middle of the road with nothing on besides angel wings,” according to a police report.

When one patrolman sought to speak with Lawrence, she fled into her nearby Circle Drive residence. As Lawrence was subsequently being arrested, she struggled with police, leading to an additional charge of resisting arrest.

[Don’t get your hopes up. It’s not the woman on the left, it’s the woman on christineannlawrencethe right]—>

The police report does not indicate why Lawrence was promenading in her birthday suit, though yesterday happened to be her birthday.

Seen in the above mug shot, Lawrence was booked into the Baxter County jail on the two misdemeanor charges. She remains locked up in lieu of $790 bond, and is scheduled for a February 4 court appearance.

Naked Angel Busted

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One Comment on “Sacré Bleu! Naked Woman Wearing Angel Wings Is Arrested for Indecent Exposure”

  1. Maybe fallen angels are like time travelers in the Terminator movies: the process renders them totally naked.


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