The Blood of Unicorns: ThinkProgress Anxious to Learn Whats in Fracking Fluid

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Twitchy’s got it: Drillers in Wyoming are reportedly one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid,  as the state’s supreme court sends a fracking fluids disclosure case back to a lower court for substantive review.

Until then, the helpful folks of Twitter are happy to sate ThinkProgress’ curiosity. Just what is in fracking fluid anyway?

Mud. 😱😱😱 RT @thinkprogress: In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid.—
Jason B. Whitman (@JasonBWhitman) March 14, 2014

That plane. RT @thinkprogress: In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid—
Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) March 14, 2014

Crystal Pepsi MT @thinkprogress: In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid—
(@Rschrim) March 14, 2014

Vermouth “@thinkprogress: In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid thkpr.gs/1fB11HJ”—
Mary Magdalen (@Gr8LakesCzarina) March 14, 2014

Salty tears of libs. RT @thinkprogress: Drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid thkpr.gs/1fB11HJ
Razor (@hale_razor) March 14, 2014

Lena Dunham’s clothes. RT @thinkprogress: In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid—
Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) March 14, 2014

Electrolytes, it’s what fracking craves MT @thinkprogress In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid—
JavaJoe (@JavaJoeX) March 14, 2014

Delicious Horsey Sauce. RT @thinkprogress: In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid—
Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) March 14, 2014

@JimmyPrinceton @thinkprogress The secret ingredient is love.—
Bossy McBossypants (@thisisjoshsmith) March 14, 2014

Earthquake juice RT @thinkprogress: In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid—
D✌️ (@MistressOfSham) March 14, 2014

The Koch’s stash of liquid gold. RT @thinkprogress: In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid—
Brady Cremeens (@BradyCremeens) March 14, 2014

DEADLY HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP. RT @thinkprogress: In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid—
Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) March 14, 2014

IT’S PEOPLE! RT @tHinKProGReSs In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid thkpr.gs/1fB11HJ
Rex Harrison’s Hat (@RexHarrisonsHat) March 14, 2014

Obama’s birth certificate. #justkidding RT @thinkprogress: In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid—
NathanNotNate (@NathanWurtzel) March 14, 2014

Jimmy Hoffa. RT @thinkprogress: In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid—
Natasha Bossynova (@N_Fatale) March 14, 2014

Carbon credits. RT @thinkprogress: In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid thkpr.gs/1fB11HJ
Doreen Dickson (@DoreenHDickson) March 14, 2014

More than 32 oz of soda. RT @thinkprogress: In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid. @CuffyMeh
Acres of History (@AcresofHistory) March 14, 2014

The blood of unicorns. RT @thinkprogress: In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid—
(@DrewMTips) March 14, 2014

Aspartame? I knew it!! “@thinkprogress: In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid”—
Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) March 14, 2014

Folger’s crystals RT @thinkprogress: In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid—
NathanNotNate (@NathanWurtzel) March 14, 2014

Algore’s tears. RT @thinkprogress: In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid—
Between Two Derps (@bitingtea) March 14, 2014

Nancy’s Botox mix RT @thinkprogress: In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid thkpr.gs/1fB11HJ
Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) March 14, 2014

Harry Reid’s drained embalming fluid. RT @thinkprogress: In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid.—
Natasha Bossynova (@N_Fatale) March 14, 2014

Dihydrogen oxide? RT @thinkprogress: In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid thkpr.gs/1fB11HJ
Patrick Bateman (@NatcyLugosi) March 14, 2014

Something harmless to ground water. RT @thinkprogress: In Wyoming, drillers are one step closer to disclosing what’s in fracking fluid—
Brian Cates (@drawandstrike) March 14, 2014

When they do find out…

@thinkprogress please misuse science to make it ‘toxic/endangered’ when u find out!—
(@Wittorical) March 14, 2014


One Comment on “The Blood of Unicorns: ThinkProgress Anxious to Learn Whats in Fracking Fluid”

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