Mark Steyn: #BringBackOurBallsPosted: May 10, 2014
Mark Steyn writes: It is hard not to have total contempt for a political culture that thinks the picture at right is a useful contribution to rescuing 276 schoolgirls kidnapped by jihadist savages in Nigeria. Yet some pajama boy at the White House evidently felt getting the First Lady to pose with this week’s Hashtag of Western Impotence would reflect well upon the Administration. The horrible thing is they may be right: Michelle showed she cared – on social media! – and that’s all that matters, isn’t it?
Just as the last floppo hashtag, #WeStandWithUkraine, didn’t actually involve standing with Ukraine, so #BringBackOurGirls doesn’t require bringing back our girls. There are only a half-dozen special forces around the planet capable of doing that without getting most or all of the hostages killed: the British, the French, the Americans, Israelis, Germans, Aussies, maybe a couple of others. So, unless something of that nature is being lined up, those schoolgirls are headed into slavery, and the wretched pleading passivity of Mrs Obama’s hashtag is just a form of moral preening.
But then what isn’t? The blogger Daniel Payne wrote this week that “modern liberalism, at its core, is an ideology of talking, not doing“. He was musing on a press release for some or other “Day of Action” that is, as usual, a day of inaction:
Diverse grassroots groups are organizing and participating in events such as walks, rallies and concerts and calling on government to reduce climate pollution, transition off fossil fuels and commit to a clean energy future.
It’s that easy! You go to a concert and someone “calls on government” to do something, and the world gets fixed.
There’s something slightly weird about taking a hashtag – which on the Internet at least has a functional purpose – and getting a big black felt marker and writing it on a piece of cardboard and holding it up, as if somehow the comforting props of social media can be extended beyond the computer and out into the real world. Maybe the talismanic hashtag never required a computer in the first place. Maybe way back during the Don Pacifico showdown all Lord Palmerston had to do was tell the Greeks #BringBackOurJew.
As Mr Payne notes, these days progressive “action” just requires “calling on government” to act. But it’s sobering to reflect that the urge to call on someone else to do something is now so reflexive and ingrained that even “the government” – or in this case the wife of “the government” – is now calling on someone else to do something.
The other day, members of Boko Haram, a group of (surprise!) Muslim “extremists,” broke into an agricultural college in Nigeria and killed some four dozen students. The dead were themselves mainly Muslim, but had made the fatal mistake of attending a non-Islamic school. “Boko Haram” means more or less “Learning is sinful,” this particular wing of the jihad reveling more than most in the moronic myopia of Islamic imperialism.
But moronic myopia goes both ways, doesn’t it? If the hashtag doesn’t work, maybe we could persuade Boko Haram to trade the girls for these guys:
~Arguments about why Hillary Clinton refused to put Boko Haram on the State Department terror list are about as useful as an Obama hashtag right now. But it is worth remembering that the group’s first terrorism attack was a recent as 2011. They are, therefore, part of the same metastasization of jihadist violence throughout the northern half of the African continent as the Benghazi assault and the Kenyan shopping-mall attack. This growth of al-Qaeda affiliates went on throughout almost the entirety of Obama’s first term, but because Joe Biden had a cute line (“bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive”) nobody paid any attention to it. #NothingToSeeHere.
~My former National Review colleague Charles C W Cooke has got himself in a bit of hot water with a column arguing that schools should teach Holocaust denial and be proud of it. This isn’t just a whimsical fancy conjured out of thin air, but Charlie’s reaction to the news that a California public school had given their Eighth Graders an essay assignment arguing that the Holocaust didn’t happen. They have now backed down…(read more)
- Top Saudi cleric condemns Boko Haram over kidnapping of schoolgirls (theguardian.com)
- #BringBackOurBalls (godgutsandoldglory.wordpress.com)
- Ayaan Hirsi Ali: Gee, If Only Someone Had Been Talking About Islamism’s Extreme Hostility to Women For the Last Few Years (minx.cc)
- Boko Haram and the Kidnapped Schoolgirls (online.wsj.com)
- Your Host Takes Heat for Saying the President of the United States Should Have More Power Than a Twitter Hashtag (rushlimbaugh.com)
- Worldwide rallies echo Nigeria’s call for return of kidnapped girls (globalnews.ca)
- # Bring Back Our Girls (gobeyondblog.com)
- 7 Shocking Facts Regarding Boko Haram, The Terror Group That Kidnaps Schoolgirls in Nigeria (mahustlerszone.wordpress.com)
- [News Update]: Cameroon denies harbouring Chibok schoolgirls (acewoka.wordpress.com)
- KSA: Grand mufti says Boko Haram smears Islam (alrasub.com)