Amy Poehler Takes the Proust QuestionnairePosted: November 3, 2014
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
– A good nap and a full house.
What is your greatest fear?
– That I take this questionnaire too seriously and reveal my crimes and misdemeanors, or I treat this questionnaire too flippantly and bring shame to the House of Proust.
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
– Cap’n Crunch.
Which living person do you most admire?
– Beyoncé/Beyoncé’s hair person.
What is your greatest extravagance?
– Baby tuxedos, caviar pajamas, coal-powered private jets.
What is your motto?
– “Yes please.”
Illustration by Risko.