[VIDEO] Watch Santa Claus Shoot a Silenced Machine Gun

Posted: December 21, 2016 | Author: Pundit Planet | Filed under: Entertainment, Guns and Gadgets, Mediasphere | Tags: Alaska, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Business Insider, Cell Phone, Center City, Charles W. Howard, Christmas, North Pole, Philadelphia, Saint Nicholas, Santa Claus |2 Comments

Stephen Gutowski writes: It’s almost time for Santa Claus to make his annual trip around the globe to deliver presents for all the good little boys and girls. However, before he gets started, he’s blowing off some steam at the range with a bunch of silenced rifles, shotguns, handguns, and machine pistols.

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“Unfortunately, the ATF have regulated them so much I can’t give them out to all the good little boys and girls.”

Or, at least, that’s how the latest ad from SilencerCo depicts things.

The video features Santa and Rudolph shooting a variety of silenced firearms out in the snowy North Pole.

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“I used to have some pretty boring hobbies like whittling, baking, but then in the 9th century a magical thing happened: the Chinese invented a little thing called gun powder.”

“My name is Saint Nicholas,” Santa says in the video. “Most of you know me as Santa Claus. My job definitely comes with a lot of stress, but we all have our own ways of relieving that stress.”

[Read the full story here, at freebeacon.com]

“I used to have some pretty boring hobbies like whittling, baking, but then in the 9th century a magical thing happened: the Chinese invented a little thing called gun powder,” he says.

Santa then bemoans the fact that centuries of shooting guns without silencers has negatively affected his hearing. He says silencers are the only thing that keeps what’s left of his hearing intact but adds he is upset at how heavily regulated they are….(read more)

Source: freebeacon.com