Millennial Diagnosed With Tragic Inability To Even
Posted: April 15, 2017 Filed under: Health and Social Issues, Humor, Mediasphere | Tags: Air medical services, Association of the British Pharmaceutical Industry, Donald Trump, Rare disease, satire, United States 1 Comment
BOTHELL, WA—According to reports, local 22-year-old Chloe Kowalski’s world was torn apart Friday morning, as the millennial barista was diagnosed with a rare disease that prevents her from having the ability to even. “I just—I can’t even,” Kowalski reportedly sobbed on her boyfriend’s shoulder after the appointment with her regular doctor, which she had scheduled […]
Source: The Babylon Bee
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