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[VIDEO] Friendly Fire: ANTIFA Protester Gets Face Full of Skateboard Justice

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‘Bury The Truth With Us’: Honest Advertising from the New York Times

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[VIDEO] The Resistance Talks Dirty!


[VIDEO] The Worst Of Maxine Waters 


[VIDEO] Jon Ossoff: Hero to Zero

 


[VIDEO] Naked People Getting Arrested Compilation 

 


[VIDEO] The Simpsons: SJWs at Yale

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[VIDEO] Berkeley Protesters Take the Pepsi Challenge

Vito brings the taste of a new generation to a violent protest. Can he bridge the divide and save our great nation!?

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*DISCLAIMER* I am not affiliated with the alt-right / antifa / whatever. This video is not an endorsement of anyone or anything (except Pepsi)(though seriously fuck Pepsi for that dumbass ad)

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Music Credit:
Laser Groove by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0


Millennial Diagnosed With Tragic Inability To Even

BOTHELL, WA—According to reports, local 22-year-old Chloe Kowalski’s world was torn apart Friday morning, as the millennial barista was diagnosed with a rare disease that prevents her from having the ability to even. “I just—I can’t even,” Kowalski reportedly sobbed on her boyfriend’s shoulder after the appointment with her regular doctor, which she had scheduled […]

Source: The Babylon Bee


[VIDEO] ‘All His Passwords Were Hitler!’ John Stamos & Bob Saget Remember Don Rickles 

John and Bob were very close with the great Don Rickles so they came by to pay tribute to him and share some of the very funny and touching moments they had together. (h/t Sheila O’Malley)

Some of my favorite Don Rickles appearances. Late Show with David Letterman, Martin Scorsese AFI, Frank Sinatra on the Tonight Show, Bob Hope Honors.


[VIDEO] College Kids Are Intolerant Jerks 

 


‘MOTHER’: Albert Brooks Sequel, Coming This Spring

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Bewitched, Bothered & Beleaguered: Bill O’Reilly Signs with AMC to Play Zombie in Upcoming Episode of ‘The Walking Dead’

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[VIDEO] Jimmy Kimmel Punks United Airlines With Fake Ad

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Jimmy Kimmel made a fake United Airlines ad in response to Sunday’s incident on the airlines, in which a passenger was dragged off a plane.

Jimmy Kimmel did not hold back Monday evening regarding the viral video depicting a United Airlines passenger being dragged off a flight after it was overbooked.

The late-night host began by asking his audience who flew from out of town to come see his show, eliciting an unsurprisingly loud uproar from the crowd.

“I’m glad none of you were yanked off the plane,” he continued as he transitioned into a breakdown of what exactly happened in the United Airlines incident. Kimmel explained that United employees chose four passengers to remove from the flight since it was overbooked, and the airline needed to give seats to its employees. One man refused to leave, saying he was a doctor and needed to get to the hospital to attend to his patients in the morning. He was forcibly dragged out of the plane. Read the rest of this entry »


[VIDEO] Deer Runs Over Man

 


[VIDEO] Louis C.K. SNL Stand-Up Monologue 


[VIDEO] Don Rickles Goes Nuts at Ronald Reagan’s 2nd Inaugural, 1985

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BREAKING: A Message from Harry Reid

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[VIDEO] SUPERCUTS: Secret Agent Man Joaquín Castro Is Closing In On…Something!

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‘It’s the Reid Option. Get it Right’

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[VIDEO] Remy: April Fools!

Remy explores some of the great April Fools’ Day gags in United States history.

Written and Performed by Remy. Camera by Meredith Bragg. Edited by Austin Bragg. Music tracks and mastering by Ben Karlstrom.

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LYRICS:
Give me liberty or give me death!
Let us fight for independence up until our final breath!
The one regret that we should all have in our minds
We only have one life to give up for the future of mankind!

April Fools! A jestful jab!
How about we give ourselves free health care
and stick our grandkids with the tab?
I’m talking penis pills for you and you and you!
April Fools! April Fools! April Fools!

Four score and seven years has been the span
Fair weather brought a crowd I see
you all must be Penguins fans
Thousands sacrificed their lives upon this turf
To ensure that a free nation shall not perish from the earth!

April Fools! A playful plea!
They died so we could monitor your browser history
and use your phone to watch you number two
Must we give thought to the price paid by these tools?! (No!)
April Fools! April Fools! April Fools!

Ask not about yourself
Ask what you can do for your country
leave selfishness on the shelf
May the communists abroad hear this reprise
We shall pay any cost to ensure that liberty survives!

April Fools! Just cheeky chants!
There’s a missile crisis! Yes and it is happening in your pants
So take these free pills, we’ll send China IOUs
April Fools! April Fools! April Fools! Read the rest of this entry »


[VIDEO] Louis CK: The President Called Me… 

 

 


[VIDEO] Schumer Proposes a Deal on Gorsuch Nomination, GOP Responds


[VIDEO] White Hot Tungsten Cube (over 3000°C) Vs. Watermelon and Steak 


CNN Highlights Presidential Stairphobia

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[VIDEO] Media, Democrats Praise Gorsuch Confirmation Performance 


[VIDEO] WOKE: The Energy Drink for Empathy!

 


Correction of the Day: Chelsea Clinton’s ‘Lifetime Achievement Award’ Downgraded

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OOPS! TheHill announced today that Chelsea Clinton was to receive a “Lifetime Achievement Award.Turns out that America’s favorite underachiever is being honored by The Lifetime Channel.

… According to Variety, Clinton is being honored “for her work with Alliance for a Healthier Generation, which empowers kids to develop lifelong healthy habits.”

More than 400 entertainment and media insiders are expected to attend, according to event organizers.

The event will be hosted by “Saturday Night Live” cast member Vanessa Bayer.

— Editor’s note: This story originally stated Chelsea Clinton was to receive a “Lifetime Achievement Award.” It has been corrected to state that Clinton will receive an “Impact Award” from Variety in partnership with Lifetime. 

—Updated at 2:27 p.m.

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Source: TheHill

 


[VIDEO] Chelsea Clinton Doesn’t Care About The Money? 

 


ATTN: Washington Post: Not Bug, Feature


[VIDEO] Remy: Fake News 


[VIDEO] SUPERCUTS: Morning Joe Hosts Are Easily Wowed 

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[PHOTO] Hard-Headed Woman

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