Creative Arts Emmy Awards 2015: Louis C.K. wins Outstanding Writing For A Comedy Series

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[VIDEO] Bad Lip Reading Strikes GOP Debate

…Your life will never be the same after hearing Mike Huckabee say “pooped on a treadmill.” Make sure to watch the video to the end to catch the candidates singing…

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BREAKING: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West

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Fundamentalist Buddhist cell to target all Western suffering.

WASHINGTON—In a 45-minute video posted on Tibetan websites Thursday, Tsuglag Rinpoche, leader of the Buddhist extremist group Kammaṭṭhāna, threatened to soon inflict a wave of peace and tranquility on the West.

 “No city will be spared from spiritual harmony. We will bring about the end to all Western pain and anxiety, to all destructive cravings, to all greed, delusion, and misplaced desire. Indeed, we will bring the entire United States to its knees in deep meditation.”

Speaking in front of a nondescript altar surrounded by candles, burning sticks of incense, and a small golden statue of the Buddha, Rinpoche did not specify when or where an assault of profound inner stillness would occur, but stated in no uncertain terms that the fundamentalist Buddhist cell plans to target all Western suffering.

“Wisdom and virtue to America! Wisdom and virtue to all living things on earth!”

“In the name of the Great Teacher, we will stop at nothing to unleash a firestorm of empathy, compassion, and true selflessness upon the West,” said Rinpoche, adding that all enemies of a freely flowing, unfettered state of mind will be “besieged with pure, everlasting happiness.” “No city will be spared from spiritual harmony. We will bring about the end to all Western pain and anxiety, to all destructive cravings, to all greed, delusion, and misplaced desire. Indeed, we will bring the entire United States to its knees in deep meditation.”

“Wisdom and virtue to America!” continued Rinpoche. “Wisdom and virtue to all living things on earth!”

According to reports, Rinpoche stressed throughout his address that Kammaṭṭhāna soldiers would continue waging a tireless holy war on Western feelings of emptiness and negativity for as long as necessary, noting that “a jug fills drop by drop” and that “it is better to travel well than to arrive.” Read the rest of this entry »


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[VIDEO] Amy Schumer & the Creepy Politically Correct Police

Recently, comedian Amy Schumer came under fire for some of the more incendiary jokes she’s told in the past. Schumer isn’t the only one who is being targeted by social justice warriors hell bent on erasing comedy from public life. This new brand of censorship is getting completely out control.

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Amy Schumer’s Heartbreak: Folks, it’s Legit!

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Amy Schumer: We Feel Her Pain!

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[VIDEO] Japan’s Comedy Central: Shōten 笑点

Don’t you love the theme music?

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Barney Frank: ‘Nobody Cares What I Think’

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Apple Urges Probe of Sen. Al Franken

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Donald Trump New Yorker Cover

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[VIDEO] The Simpsons Do Donald Trump

The Simpsons just took aim at a certain golden-haired Republican presidential candidate: Donald Trump.

In the clip, Homer finds himself whisked away into Trump’s hair. “It’s as as blond as a golden marmoset yet also grey as a long-dead donkey,” Homer narrates, as he finds himself inside his hair…(read more)

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Seen on Facebook: Justice Thomas & George Taki

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Report: Only 47,000 Social Justice Milestones To Go Before U.S. Achieves Full Equality

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WASHINGTON—Following the Supreme Court’s landmark decision making same-sex marriage legal nationwide, sources confirmed Friday that only 47,000 social justice milestones need to be reached before the U.S. achieves full equality. “This is a watershed moment for civil rights that finally brings the dream of living in an equitable society one tiny fraction of a step closer to reality,” said civil rights lawyer Helene Najjar, adding that the country could now turn its attention to closing the income gap, ending racial discrimination in law enforcement, and providing equal educational opportunities for all children, among tens of thousands of other issues. Read the rest of this entry »


How to Squeeze a Lemon

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[VIDEO] Maya Rudolph Does Rachel Dolezal


Entertainment News: Celebrity President Talks Smack About Race In Garage with Comedian


Why College Kids Can’t Take a Joke

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Kyle Smith writes: What’s the deal with young people today? “They just want to use these words: ‘That’s racist,’ ‘That’s sexist,’ ‘That’s prejudice,’” Jerry Seinfeld told ESPN’s Colin Cowherd this week. “They don’t know what the f­—k they’re talking about.”

“I stopped playing colleges, and the reason is because they’re way too conservative.”

— Chris Rock

Comics are afraid to work on college campuses, Seinfeld said. To give an idea of how young people think, he cited a bizarre response his 14-year-old daughter made when his wife noted that the girl might want to go to New York City from the suburbs more often “So you can see boys.” The girl replied that the remark was “sexist,” her father said.

“There is a word…That word is illiberal; there is nothing ‘conservative’ about it.”

— Kyle Smith

The determination of the identity-politics obsessed to shut down speech on campus inspired a couple of hilarious one-liners in the past year. One was from The Onion“College Encourages Lively Exchange of Idea: Students, Faculty Invited to Freely Express Single Viewpoint.” The other, though unintentionally funny, was equally amusing, and came from Chris Rock: “I stopped playing colleges, and the reason is because they’re way too conservative.”

There is a word for the move to ban a screening of 2014’s most popular movie, American Sniper (and replace it with Paddington), to hound a major university into rescinding its honorary degree to Ayaan Hirsi Ali,  to punish someone with a Title IX investigation for the crime of questioning the wisdom of certain Title IX investigations, and designating a “safe space” to which to flee after failing to prevent a speech by Christina Hoff Sommers from taking place. Read the rest of this entry »


[VIDEO] When Raccoons Need Umbrellas


Summer Reading: Kat Timpf

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[VIDEO] Comedians in Cars Season 6 Preview

 


[VIDEO] ‘Solid Sato’ Sneaks into Starbucks Under Cover, Metal Gear-Style メタルギアみたいに段ボールで隠れながらスタバに行ったらバレずにコーヒーが買えるのか試してみた

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[VIDEO] Katherine Timpf: Micro-Aggressions are on the Rise

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[VIDEO] OH YES THEY DID: Louis C.K. & Leslie Jones’s SNL Sketch ‘This Is How I Talk’

After getting caught imitating his boss (Leslie Jones), a new employee (Louis C.K.) must play off the impression as his real talking voice in order to not get fired.

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 writes: In the Department Of So-How-Was-The-Play-Mrs. Lincoln?, Louis C.K.’s dive into the empty pool monologue was followed on last night’s season finale of Saturday Night Live with a sketch that had the star going almost one-on-one with screen-shot-2015-05-17-at-8-09-31-amLeslie Jones in a street-slanguage slam, as Louis tried to hold on to his job at a  Sprint store after being busted while imitating Jones as his mouthy, negatory boss.

“Is that how you think I talk? Is that yo little impression of me?”

— Leslie Jones, busting Louis C.K., who then maintains the ruse

Convincing her that’s the way he really talks, the bit (with nice assists from Jay Pharaoh, Cecily Strong and Aidy Bryant) followed them over five years as he maintains the ruse. Read the rest of this entry »


[VIDEO] The New Phonebook’s Here!

Navin R. Johnson sees his name in print for the first time!


Seattle’s Socialist Clown Councilmember: Kshama Sawant, 2 Activists Tried For Disorderly Conduct

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BREAKING: Bloodthirsty Millionaire Capitalist Michael Moore Endorses Widespread Private Gun Ownership and Vigilantism #Baltimore

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[VIDEO] Kevin Spacey Moment: ‘You Call Your Grandmother Gam-Gam?’ (2011) HD


[VIDEO] Monty Python And The Holy Grail: ‘Help Help I’m Being Repressed’

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
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Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I’m being repressed!
Bloody peasant!


[VIDEO] Man Kisses Horse, Horse Kisses Back

 


‘Louie’ Is Back and Better Than Ever

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[VIDEO] SNL Fake Ad Ridicules Scientology

The scene: A fake ’90s-era musical ad for a religion called “Neurotology,” replete with nonsense jargon like “Diametrics”; belief in aliens living in your brain; expensive devices that attach to your head; and subtly terrified followers who eventually leave the religion, go “missing,” or become outspoken activists against the cult…(read more)

…This is the original video they were making fun of:

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SCANDAL! ThinkProgress Exposes National Review for Smearing Hawaii Democrat

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The National Review magazine described Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI) as “exotic” and “beautiful” in an article about her stances on foreign policy, ThinkProgress reported on Thursday.

The National Review made mention of what it called Gabbard’s “exotic background,” using the fact that she was born in American Samoa and is Hindu. It also strongly focused on her looks with a headline that read: “Meet the Beautiful, Tough Young Democrat Who’s Turning Heads by Challenging Obama’s Foreign Policy.”

“She’s young, she’s hip, and she’s beautiful,” the article said. “She’s also a combat veteran and a Democrat.” Read the rest of this entry »


Get Smart: Portable Cone of Silence

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MAD Magazine: Hillary Clinton’s ‘Mrs. Clean’

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Discount Movie Bin: Barack Obama is ‘THE UNREMARKABLE SULK’

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[VIDEO] ‘Hillary Clinton’ Talks Email on ‘SNL’

Comedian Kate McKinnon plays Hillary Clinton and discusses personal email and presidential ambitions in a “Saturday Night Live” parody.

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For the last week, Hillary Clinton has been at the center of a media feeding frenzy over allegations that she used a personal email account while Secretary of State to avoid public scrutiny of her official communications. The real Clinton has been tight-lipped, but her Saturday Night Live alter ego, Kate McKinnon, took to the airwaves on Saturday to address the controversy.

McKinnon portrays Clinton as aloof, awkward, and power-obsessed. And these portrayals can have a big influence on a candidate’s public image….(read more)

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[CHART] Here’s Why Jon Stewart’s Quitting The Daily Show Is So Painful for Democrats

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Cartoon of the Day

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Louis CK Performing at Madison Square Garden Tonight Wearing #CharlieHebdo shirt