OH YES SHE DID: Woman Stabs Boyfriend Twice for Eating All the Salsa

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Police say Phyllis Jefferson yelled at her boyfriend before jamming a pen into his pelvis. Not satisfied yet, cops say she knocked over a TV and used a knife to stab the man in the stomach before driving away.

“She admitted the attack and told police she was mad because Buckner was ‘eating all of the salsa,’ they were supposed to be sharing.”

When officers arrived, they found Ronnie Buckner standing in the yard, bleeding.

Cleveland.com reports when Jefferson was stopped a few miles from the house, she admitted the attack and told police she was mad because Buckner was “eating all of the salsa,” they were supposed to be sharing.

He should have defended himself with this: Glockamole

Clearly, a missed Opportunity. He should have defended himself with GLOCKAMOLE!

Jefferson faces charges of felonious assault, and criminal damaging. Bucker is expected to fully recover.

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