Super-Fundraiser Gwyneth Paltrow Savagely Mocked by Sabo in Parody Obama Posters Displayed All Over Her Street

Sunset Boulevard Heartbreak

Gwyneth Paltrow has had her Hollywood home targeted with a series of anti-Obama posters ahead of a fundraiser that the actress is holding for the president on Thursday evening.

“I’m not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it’s incredibly delicious.”

— The only quote we could find by Gwyneth Paltrow that is 100% right on.

The signs, including one featuring an image of Paltrow with the phrase ‘Obama drone’ on it, are the work of an artist called Sabo who creates street art with a clear Republican slant under the name Unsavoryagents.

“Sometimes Harvey Weinstein will let me use the Miramax jet if I’m opening a supermarket for him.”

— Normal mother with the same struggles as any other normal mother Gwyneth Paltrow

Another poster depicts an image of the President that has been ripped down the middle to separate him from the American flag and features Gwyneth’s infamous phrase ‘conscious uncoupling’ on it.

“Some days I feel like everyone in my world has plugged themselves into my kidneys. I’m so tired.”

— Obama fundraiser Gwyneth Paltrow, having a poopy day.

“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.”

— Health insights from Obama supporter and actress Gwyneth Paltrow

On Tuesday Sabo also tweeted that he was seeking ‘a face painter who’s willing to work for free ASAP for the Paltrow project.’

“You know, I use organic products, but I get lasers. It’s what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu.”

— More Paltrow wisdom, from  45 Hilariously Ridiculous Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes

A section of Sunset Boulevard will be closed for Thursday’s high-profile event, which is slated to attract some of the entertainment industry’s most prominent names.

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