[VIDEO] Commander in Chief: Leader of Western World Speech About Global Terror Threat
Posted: August 30, 2014 Filed under: Global, Mediasphere, War Room, White House | Tags: Cameron, commander in chief, David Cameron, Global Panic of 2014, Homeland Security Advisory System, Iraq, Syria, Terrorism, UK Threat Levels, United Kingdom, White House Leave a commentHint: this isn’t from the White House. Britain raised the terror threat level from substantial to severe, meaning that a terrorist attack is considered highly likely. The UK’s Prime Minister also said officials are trying to stop UK suspects from traveling by seizing their passports
Cameron: UK Raises Terror Threat Level to Severe
ISIS Plans to Weaponize Bubonic Plague for Bio-Warfare Found on Jihadist’s Crappy Dell
Posted: August 29, 2014 Filed under: Global, Think Tank, War Room | Tags: Biological warfare, Dell, Foreign Policy, Global Panic of 2014, Idlib, ISIS, Islamic state, Islamic State of Iraq, Syria, Turkey Leave a commentBuried in a Dell computer captured in Syria are lessons for making bubonic plague bombs and missives on using weapons of mass destruction
Harald Doornbos and Jenan Moussa reporting, for Foreign Policy, ANTAKYA, Turkey — Abu Ali, a commander of a moderate Syrian rebel group in northern Syria, proudly shows a black laptop partly covered in dust. “We took it this year from an ISIS hideout,” he says.
“The ISIS laptop contains more than the typical propaganda and instruction manuals used by jihadists. The documents also suggest that the laptop’s owner was teaching himself about the use of biological weaponry.”
Abu Ali says the fighters from the Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham (ISIS), which have since rebranded themselves as the Islamic State, all fled before he and his men attacked the building. The attack occurred in January in a village in the Syrian province of Idlib, close to the border with Turkey, as part of a larger anti-ISIS offensive occurring at the time. “We found the laptop and the power cord in a room,” he continued, “I took it with me. But I have no clue if it still works or if it contains anything interesting.”
As we switched on the Dell laptop, it indeed still worked. Nor was it password-protected. But then came a huge disappointment: After we clicked on “My Computer,” all the drives appeared empty.
Appearances, however, can be deceiving. Upon closer inspection, the ISIS laptop wasn’t empty at all: Buried in the “hidden files” section of the computer were 146 gigabytes of material, containing a total of 35,347 files in 2,367 folders. Abu Ali allowed us to copy all these files — which included documents in French, English, and Arabic — onto an external hard drive.

A screenshot of material found on the computer. The files appear to be videos of speeches by jihadist clerics. (Click to enlarge.)
The laptop’s contents turn out to be a treasure trove of documents that provide ideological justifications for jihadi organizations — and practical training on how to carry out the Islamic State’s deadly campaigns. They include videos of Osama bin Laden, manuals on how to make bombs, instructions for stealing cars, and lessons on how to use disguises in order to avoid getting arrested while traveling from one jihadi hot spot to another.
Go USA! Cheerful Tourism Booster of the Day
Posted: August 21, 2014 Filed under: Diplomacy, Global, Humor, Mediasphere, Politics, U.S. News | Tags: Boats, Decline of Western Civilization, foreignaffairs.com, Global Panic of 2014, Noodle Salad, Putin, Tourism, travel, Washington, zombie apocalypse 1 CommentCourtesy of those upbeat folks at foreignaffairs.com
China’s New Long-Range Missile Can Carry Up To 10 Nuclear Warheads Really, Really Far
Posted: August 15, 2014 Filed under: China, War Room | Tags: Beijing, China, DF-41, Global Panic of 2014, Long Range Missile, military, Nuclear weapon, Nukes, People's Liberation Army, South China Morning Post 1 CommentChina’s new long-range missile can carry up to 10 nuclear warheads as far as 12,000km away http://t.co/vNwDgRzWxb pic.twitter.com/d43eNNW9Rn
— SCMP News (@SCMP_News) August 16, 2014
Ferguson: Said Who? Global Panic of 2014 Tweet of the Month: Ayatollah Khamenei
Posted: August 15, 2014 Filed under: Breaking News, Mediasphere, Politics | Tags: Ali Khamenei, Baltimore, Ferguson, Global Panic of 2014, Iran, Iran's Supreme Leader, Khamenei, Order of the Bath, Steve Smith, Terrorism, Twitter Leave a commentToday the world is a world of tyranny and lies. The flag of #HumanRights is borne by enemies of human rights w/US leading them! #Ferguson
— Khamenei.ir (@khamenei_ir) August 15, 2014
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Ferguson Missouri: SWAT Truck Repositioned, Gun Pointing Straight at Protesters
Posted: August 13, 2014 Filed under: Breaking News, Crime & Corruption, Mediasphere, U.S. News | Tags: Anonymous, Civil Unrest, Ferguson Missouri, Global Panic of 2014, HuffingtonPost, Looting, Militarized Police, MSNBC, Riots, SWAT, Twitter, Warrior Cops 3 CommentsSwat truck repositioned, gun pointing straight at protesters pic.twitter.com/BYN58JDfgV
— Conetta (@BmoreConetta) August 13, 2014
MoveOn.org Flaming Fundraising Freakout Anguish Crisis Panic Message of the Day
Posted: August 13, 2014 Filed under: Breaking News, Mediasphere, Politics | Tags: Democrats, Fundraising, Global Panic of 2014, Mid-Term Election, MoveOn.org, Political action committee, Senate 1 CommentMagazine Newsstand Sales Collapse
Posted: August 8, 2014 Filed under: Economics, Mediasphere, U.S. News | Tags: Alliance for Audited Media, American Media, Game Informer, Global Panic of 2014, Hearst, HGTV, Hudson News, Source Interlink, Star (magazine) 1 CommentNot surprisingly, the biggest digital replica magazine is Game Informer magazine, with 2,894,248 replica copies.
The next three with ad-sponsored replica copies belong to American Media titles: Shape with 296,157; Star magazine with 237,333; and OK! Weekly with 196,248.
“It needed to send 147,068 free or verified copies into the marketplace to make its rate base.”
Working Mother had 194,167, and Maxim, which changed ownership in the period, was not far behind with 186,863, while its single-copy sales plunged 33 percent.
“People, now at No. 4 in newsstand sales, lost 14.8 percent of its single-copy sales to 706,344.”
Overall, digital replica editions — defined as exact copies of the print edition — grew 13 percent to 11.6 million copies, representing 3.8 percent of the total circulation. Read the rest of this entry »
The Independent UK Saturday Aug. 9 2014 Edition Front Page: ‘War in Iraq – Again’
Posted: August 8, 2014 Filed under: Global, Mediasphere, War Room | Tags: Britain, Global Panic of 2014, Independent UK, Iraq, Islamism, Kurds, media, Newspapers, UK Leave a comment[VIDEO] Trash-Talkin’ ISIS Punk Bitch-Slaps U.S. Leadership: ‘Don’t Be Cowards and Attack Us With Drones…Send Your Soldiers’
Posted: August 8, 2014 Filed under: Mediasphere, War Room, White House | Tags: Allah, Andrew Johnson, Caliphate, Global Panic of 2014, Iraq, ISIS, Islam, United States, White House 2 Comments“I say to America, that the Islamic Caliphate has been established, and we will not stop. Don’t be cowards and attack us with drones. Instead send your soldiers, the ones we humiliated in Iraq.”
From The Corner, Andrew Johnson reports:
The jihadist group in control of much of northern Iraq right now is confident it can defeat the United States, and eventually take over the White House, but they don’t want the U.S. using any of its advanced military weaponry.
“We will humiliate them everywhere, God willing, and we will raise the flag of Allah in the White House.”
The United States began air strikes, using manned fighter-bombers, against the jihadist group this morning…(read more)
BREAKING: SECURITY BREACH: The Stolen Egg Salad Recipe Hoax of August 2014
Posted: August 3, 2014 Filed under: Breaking News, Crime & Corruption, Food & Drink, Humor | Tags: BBC, Egg salad, Gawker, Gawker Media, Global Panic of 2014, hoax, New York City, Reality television, Twitter Leave a commentbeauty of a hoax, by @danspapers. + spoiler [Eisalat = egg salad] @gawker nibbled. http://t.co/tYCNFKtSvG pic.twitter.com/TQ9V8vQtnu
— gilly youner (@gillyarcht) August 3, 2014
LOBSTER APOCALYPSE: WSJ Food Writer Calls for Radical Escalation in War On Shellfish
Posted: August 1, 2014 Filed under: Entertainment, Food & Drink, Humor, Mediasphere, The Butcher's Notebook | Tags: American lobster, Global Panic of 2014, Lobster, Lobster roll, Maine, New England, Shellfish, Wall Street Journal Leave a commentKnow Your Enemy
1. Cup of drawn butter
2. Plastic bib
3. Fistful of moist towelettes
— from the Lobster Self-Defense Handbook
For WSJ, Elizabeth Gunnison Dunn writes: Summertime, at its very best, announces itself in little rituals: the sprint down the beach to feel the ocean hit your toes, the beer yanked from an ice-filled cooler. Up and down the New England coast, the first lobster of the season emerges steaming from an aluminum pot and is served with a little cup of drawn butter, a plastic bib and a fistful of moist towelletes.
“Claws like boxing gloves, prized for its hefty size…”
— Human Predator, describing targeted species
Then there is the second lobster, likely tossed in butter and mayonnaise and piled on a toasted roll. The third one might arrive by way of a creamy bisque. By then, most of us have come to the end of our lobster repertoires. We’re out of steam.
“I look for the lobster that scares me the most.”
— Chef Michael Hung
Lobster might be the ultimate totem of the seaside experience.Though it looms large in the summer vacationer’s imagination, it has traditionally been pigeonholed into a tediously narrow range of preparations.
“This scrumptious shellfish is nothing to be intimidated by.”
— Wall Street Journal, promoting shellfish combat tactics
This is a shame, because lobster has so much to recommend it. It’s sustainable, for one, in an ocean full of creatures being fished toward extinction. It’s lean. It has also, in recent years, become a bargain.
The cost of meats, fish, poultry and eggs has risen, overall, by almost 8% in the past year, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, but lobster is getting more affordable. Thanks to a glut of so-called soft-shell lobsters—the delicate specimens in new shells caught off the coast of Maine in the summer months—the past three seasons have delivered deals for anyone buying close to the source. Consumers at the seaside this summer are finding local prices as low as $5 a pound, as much as 50% below where they were a decade ago. Read the rest of this entry »
UPDATE: GLOBAL PANIC OF JULY 2014 OFFICIALLY EXTENDED INTO AUGUST
Posted: August 1, 2014 Filed under: Breaking News, War Room | Tags: Benjamin Netanyahu, Ceasefire, Drudge, Gaza, Gaza Strip, Global Panic of 2014, Hamas, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, Palestinian people, Washington Post 1 CommentGAZA CITY — Less than three hours after a three-day humanitarian cease-fire between Israel and Hamas went into effect Friday, the truce broke down when clashes between Israeli forces and Hamas fighters erupted and militants fired rockets into Israel…
Gaza militants captured an Israeli officer in the southern Gaza Strip just as the cease-fire was falling apart, said a senior Israeli military spokesman. Two other Israeli soldiers were reported killed…(read more)
GLOBAL PANIC UPDATE: Panic Conditions Appear Likely to Extend into August
Posted: July 30, 2014 Filed under: Breaking News, Politics, The Butcher's Notebook, War Room, White House | Tags: Apocalypse, Crisis, Disaster, Emergency Broadcast System, FreakOut, Global Panic of 2014, Global Panic of July 2014, International Freakout of August 2014, media, meltdown, news, Politics 1 CommentBULLETIN: The expected “International Freakout of August 2014” downgrade has been suspended until further notice, as panic conditions worldwide appear to remain unchanged. According to our sources there are indications that global panic conditions are on track to worsen, rather than improve, unfortunately, though we remain hopeful that a downgrade is still on the horizon. We apologize in advance for any inconvenience. Stay tuned for further announcements.
Presidential Early Retirement Update
Posted: July 27, 2014 Filed under: Global, Mediasphere, Politics, War Room, White House | Tags: ESPN, Global Panic of 2014, Golf, Libya, Obama, White House Leave a comment[Also see Matt K. Lewis’: Barack Obama has already checked out of his job]
“The degree to which Barack Obama is now phoning it in – sleepwalking perfunctorily through his second term, amid golf rounds and dinner parties – is astonishing…”
Jon Stewart Wrong on Israel-Gaza ‘I think they take the very funny Mr. Stewart very seriously. Which, in this case, is a bit of a problem.’
Posted: July 17, 2014 Filed under: Education, Entertainment, Global, History, Self Defense, War Room | Tags: David Horovitz, Gaza, Global Panic of 2014, Hamas, Israel, Jon Stewart, Ron Dermer, Stewart, Times Of Israel, Yitzhak Rabin 1 CommentIt’s an asymmetrical war, all right. But America’s satirical news host has got it the wrong way around
For The Times of Israel, David Horovitz writes: That Jon Stewart, he’s sooooo funny. Just watch his amusing take on the current Israel-Gaza conflict. Really, it’s a nonstop laugh fest.
Yeah, it misrepresents what’s going on here. But hey, it is funny, and all those millions of Americans who watched it on Monday know that it’s just satire, don’t they?
Except I fear that they do not. I think they take the very funny Mr. Stewart very seriously. Which, in this case, is a bit of a problem.
Why? Let’s take it joke by joke.
Our super-smart, engagingly frustrated host starts up despairing over a news report of the intensifying conflict which says Israeli troops are poised to invade Gaza, and which ends with the words “as the aerial bombardment from both sides continues.”
Stewart: “Tastes great. More killing.”
See, right off the bat, I’m unhappy. Because, first up, he’s begun with talk of Israel being set to invade Gaza, but without any cited reason — such as, say, Hamas being a terrorist organization with a notorious track record of suicide bombings, individual killings, kidnappings, and incessant rocket fire. And, second, because the implication here is that the combatants — Israel and Hamas — are both happy to be back killing again, and that’s just plain false. Hamas is avowedly committed to the destruction of Israel and holds to a perverted interpretation of Islam that claims killing Jews, Christians and non-believing Muslims is your guaranteed path to paradise if you also die in the process. Israelis, by contrast, would much rather live and let live. (We left Gaza unilaterally in 2005, under international pressure, hoping that the security risk would be worth it, and that we’d be rewarded with tranquility rather than rocket fire, but I wouldn’t expect Stewart to go back that far.)
Stewart: “Both sides are engaging in aerial bombardment, but one side appears to be bomb-better-at it. (Studio laughter at the wordplay.) Most Hamas rockets are neutralized by Israel’s Iron Dome technology, and Israeli citizens can even now download a warning app. (Cut to clip of Israel’s US ambassador Ron Dermer explaining how Israelis can know where and when they’re being attacked.) So Israelis seem to have a high-tech, smart-phone alert system.”
Let me see if I understand the point he’s making here: Having falsely implied that Israel is as keen on killing as Hamas is, Stewart now seems to be criticizing Israel for not being as vulnerable as Hamas would like it to be to those Hamas rockets that are sent to kill us. Read the rest of this entry »
Microsoft to Cut up to 18,000 Jobs
Posted: July 17, 2014 Filed under: Breaking News, Economics, U.S. News | Tags: Global Panic of 2014, Google, Microsoft, Nadella, Nokia, Satya Nadella, USA TODAY 1 CommentMicrosoft confirmed it will cut up to 18,000 jobs over the next year, part of the tech titan’s efforts to streamline its business under new CEO Satya Nadella.
In a statement released Thursday, Microsoft says about 12,500 of the professional and factory positions will be cut as part of its $7.2 billion acquisition of Nokia’s handset business. Read the rest of this entry »
Israel Starts Gaza Land, Sea & Air Offensive
Posted: July 17, 2014 Filed under: Breaking News, Self Defense, War Room | Tags: Armored Corps, Benjamin Netanyahu, Gaza, Gaza Strip, Global Panic of 2014, Hamas, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, Thursday Leave a commentNetanyahu’s office says purpose of mission is to destroy terror tunnels and seriously harm the infrastructure of Hamas and other terrorist organizations in Gaza.
After days of waiting and deliberation, Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu on Thursday night directed the IDF to send ground troops into Gaza to strike the terror tunnels into Israel.
A statement put out by the Prime Minister’s Office said that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Moshe Ya’alon Netanyahu directed the IDF to prepare to expand the ground operation.
The statement said that the security cabinet approved the operation after Israel agreed to the Egyptian cease-fire proposal on Tuesday, which Hamas rejected. In addition, the statement said, Hamas even fired rockets during the Thursday’s five-hour humanitarian cease-fire.
“In light of Hamas’ continuous criminal aggression, and the dangerous infiltration into Israeli territory, Israel is obligated to act in defense of its citizens,” the statement said.
The statement said that Operation Protective Edge, now in its 10th day, will continue until its goals are reached: restoring quiet for an extended period of time,and delivering a significant blow to Hamas and the other terrorist organizations in Gaza. Read the rest of this entry »