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[VIDEO] INAUGURATION DAY: A Bad Lip Reading of Donald Trump’s Inauguration

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Cartoon of the Day

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Answer: Who Cares?

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‘Inanimate Objects Obey My Thought’

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Photo of the Day: Glockamole

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Pundit Planet Disclosure: Our Cranial Electrodes Monitor You in Your Sleep

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[PHOTO] Vintage: What if a Clown Nun had Invented Video Conferencing?

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Typo of the Day

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Headline Fail of the Day

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A killer find, courtesy of Robert & Robert, legendary news men, both of ’em.

 


Nutty Search Terms Revealed

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[PHOTO] ‘Go USA’ Poster of the Day

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Check it out: http://goo.gl/vu3QAW

Best comment: “NASA uses the metric system. Just saying.”

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Cartoon of the Day: Hashtag ‘Activism’

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If Pizza and Cake Had a Baby


[VIDEO] Hazardous Locations: TV Reporter’s Inattention Causes Quite a Splash

UPDATE: A KTLA TV reporter friend in L.A. broke the news to me, this video clip is not real, it’s a joke. Like a lot of people, I fell for it. Well, it’s funny anyway. And for a prank, well played!

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10 Fantastically Awful Retro Toys

From the Land of Misfit Toy Campaigns

A sampling of the top ten, from Anorak. Go here to see the rest…

As things heat up in Ukraine and the ever-precarious Middle East continues its pattern of unrest, we feel a tinge of concern for our Western economies hanging by a thread and our natural resources plundered at an unsustainable rate.  In such a state of affairs it is only natural that we, as a global community, band together and take a look at some truly awful toys.  It’s the right thing to do….

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See the rest…

Anorak 


Exclusive: Object in Malaysian Satellite Image Identified, White House says “No Comment”

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BREAKING: Cause of Insanity Revealed

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Travel Anxiety in the 21st Century

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Wax Statue of Vladimir Putin Mysteriously Appears in Lobby at Madame Tussauds in London

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Security guards at Madame Tussauds in London discovered a life-sized wax statue of Russian President Vladimir Putin in the lobby of the museum late Sunday night, with no identifying tags or documents associated with it. London police were called at 2:00 a.m. Sunday night, when the guards first discovered it.

“We don’t know where it came from. We didn’t commission it, or ask for it, and we don’t understand how it got in our lobby. We’re obviously very concerned.”

— Oliver MacGuffin, Tussauds spokesman

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Madame Tussauds in London

Curators and experts have been called in to examine the statue, in an effort to determine its origins, but have so far yielded no clues as to the source of the statue.

“It’s very lifelike. I was startled, when I saw it. I felt like it was looking at me…”

— A janitor at Tussauds

No immediate sign of a break-in were found, but a spokesman for Madame Tussauds cautioned that the investigation is still underway, and security measures are under review.

“…At first I assumed it was in the collection and was temporarily placed in the lobby, or had been moved for cleaning, but then realized, we don’t have a statue of Putin.”

–A  Tussauds security guard

A Tussauds spokesman offered assurances that the museum will be open, as usual, but that the unidentified statue would not be on display to the public, citing security concerns.


The Girls of The View

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Vladimir to Obama: Mr. President, Why So Serious?

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And the Award goes to…

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Public Service Announcement

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ARRESTED FOR…WHAT? 25 of the Weirdest Laws in the U.S.

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[Order the book Wacky Laws, Weird Decisions, & Strange Statutes from Amazon]

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A Reddit Gun Lover Has A Hilarious Present For Anti-Gun Mother Jones

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 writes:  If there’s one thing the anti-gun zealots at Mother Jones hate, it’s firearms in the hands of law-abiding American citizens. If there’s another thing Mother Jones hates, it’s probably the ability of those same law-abiding citizens to manufacture their own means of self-defense from the comfort of their own homes via a 3D printer.

One gun lover at reddit decided to 3D-print his own homage to Mother Jones: a homemade lower receiver for an AR-15-style rifle, complete with serial number. And just for kicks, he made sure the serial number matched the phone number for the main office at Mother Jones. The redditor even printed the Mother Jones logo on the receiver.

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The Honest University Commercial

The Honest University Commercial


Promoting Racial Harmony

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Source: tumblr – imgfave

 


Who Tells the Best Jokes? Neurotic, Aggressive Jerks

Joe Pesci's character in "Goodfellas" fits all the criteria for "funny."  Photo: Everett Collection

Joe Pesci’s character in “Goodfellas” fits all the criteria for “funny.” Photo: Everett Collection

Kyle Smith  writes:  ‘Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world,” said Friedrich Nietzsche, “that he was compelled to invent laughter.”

This was a landmark moment in comedy, because exactly two seconds after Nietzsche said this, the atomic wedgie was invented by the boy standing behind him in the middle-school lunch line.

[Goodfellas is in the Martin Scorsese Collection at Amazon]

Today science is looking for better explanations of comedy than existential suffering, cognitive scientist Scott Weems says in his book “Ha! The Science of When We Laugh and Why

Along the way, comedy researchers have stumbled upon surprising truths. For instance, lawyer jokes were almost nonexistent in the 1950s, whereas today more than 3,000 websites are dedicated to attorney mockery. Jokes about cleanliness (“Why do Italian men wear mustaches? To look like their mothers.”) don’t work in Europe, where nobody thinks it’s odd if you don’t shower very often.

[Ha! The Science of When We Laugh and Why at Amazon]

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Objectivist Valentine

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[VIDEO] Un-Valentine: Couple Breaks Up Using Only Movie Titles for Dialogue

Found on PopWatch: The latest sketch from New York-based comedy group POYKPAC features a very public breakup between a cheating husband and his pregnant wife. The plot twist to this seemingly overplayed scenario? The couple’s entire breakup conversation is had using only movie titles.

More POYKPAC, featuring Ryan HunterJennRyan HallMaggie and Taige here, and more POYKPAC YouTube Channel humor here


Quality Meats

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Gold Medalist Tweets ‘Olympic’ Onion Rings

 


Toilets of Sochi

Tumblr has a page dedicated to Toilets of Sochi. We admire dedication.

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Note: punditfromanotherplanet has a tumblr page, too. (the links lead back to here) Visit our Tumblr Chop Shop for a kaleidoscopic archive of cross-posts.


Neo-Vintage Poster of the Day: Inequality, King of Fictional Monsters

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AmericanPowerBlog – Inequality Godzilla h/t Dead Citizen’s Rights Society


[VIDEO] K-Street Cronyism Has its Own Action Figures: Meet The Kronies

Over at the CornerVeronique de Rugy has this treat:  Like every year, we can expect that bankers, farmers, green-energy providers, defense contractors, health insurers, and other protected industries will be among the winners of the agenda the president outlines in tomorrow night’s State Of Union Address. Well, now they have hot new toys to represent them and this very funny video to tell their story:

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Dear Friend: I’m Suing Obama

A letter from the RNC. I decorated it a little…

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Revealed: Rachel Ray’s Cooking Secrets

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[VIDEO] VIRAL Zzzz: Watch What Happened When One Guy Fell Asleep on a Plane

A video showing a man sleeping on a plane while his finger remains stuck pushing a keyboard button went viral over the weekend, achieving over half-a-million views since it was uploaded Friday.

Titled Dude sleeping on jet w/finger on slash key,” the widely-circulated video appears to have humored a number of individuals on YouTube.

“I can’t wait to read the final draft”

wrote one commenter.

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New Forced-Retirement Community Opens For Local 60-Year-Olds

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TAMPA, FL—Offering a “safe and friendly environment” for newly jobless older residents, the Pine Meadows Forced-Retirement Community opened its doors Friday to local 60-year-olds who have been hastily ousted from their workplaces by downsizing. “We here at Pine Meadows are proud to welcome all of you who aren’t quite in your golden years, but who nevertheless have no choice but to accept that your productive days are suddenly a thing of the past,” said facility director Phil Garsten at the grand opening, noting that the community offers a variety of residence and meal packages at price ranges to suit any substandard severance package. “Our facility offers satellite television, fully equipped game and exercise rooms, nightly social activities, and dozens of other entertaining diversions from the ignominious disgrace you’ve suffered after decades of thankless service to your former employer…”

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[VIDEO] The Obamacare Gamble

The Pundit Planet Media – The Obamacare Gamble – YouTube

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