Social Injustice in Seattle: Woman Arrested For Performing Sex Acts With Lawn Chairs

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Police say an intoxicated woman engaged in intimate acts with a family’s lawn furniture

SEATTLE (CBS Seattle) – A Seattle woman was arrested after taking off her clothes and engaging in some rather lewd behavior with a family’s lawn furniture, reports KOMO-TV.

The woman urinated on the lawn before “quite purposefully exposing her genitalia, and then posterior, to the family inside the home.”

An “extremely intoxicated” 33-year-old woman wandered into a yard on Beacon Hill, says the police report. The family inside watched in horror as the woman “hiked up her dress and engaged in an intimate act with several lawn chairs.” (read more)

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Naked Woman Shows Up to Visit Husband in Arlington jail, Joins Him, Police Say

Maura-FussellThis makes me think the The Shamrock Crawl can lead to more cherished memories than I realized. It’s a tradition I underestimated. As they say, “Virginia is for Lovers”.

For the Washington PostTom Jackman reports:  What do you get when you cross love with a pub crawl in Arlington? Why, a naked woman (allegedly!) outside the Arlington County jail, of course… From ARLNow.com:

A 26-year-old Reston woman was arrested Saturday night after allegedly showing up naked at the Arlington Magistrate’s Office.

Police say Maura Fussell arrived at the magistrate’s office around 11:00 p.m. seeking to visit her husband, who had been arrested in Clarendon earlier that day. She was drunk, completely naked and refused to get dressed or leave in a cab, according to Arlington County Police spokesman Dustin Sternbeck.

Sternbeck was unable to say whether Fussell arrived at the office wearing clothes and subsequently removed them, or whether she arrived there naked. Fussell was arrested and charged with indecent exposure and drunk in public. She was held in jail until sober, police said.

The woman “was given several opportunities to put her clothes back on,” Sternbeck said, “exit the magistrate’s office and go home in a cab. But she refused and took the charges,” which meant spending the night in the county jail.  Read the rest of this entry »


Quote of the Day: George Lopez

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“…I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor.”

Comedian George Lopez was arrested at Caesars Windsor Thursday night.

floor-casinoThe scary thing is, I recognize the pattern of that carpet. If it’s like the Ceasar’s in Vegas, I recall it’s pretty comfortable, and inviting. Who hasn’t slept one off on a Casino floor? Since when is that cause for arrest? Anyone who’s been to Ceasar’s understands that George didn’t do anything worth involving law enforcement. Maybe things are different in Ontario.  If it was Las Vegas? We wouldn’t be reading about it. What happens in Ontario apparently doesn’t stay in Ontario.

The Associated Press reports:  Provincial police say officers stationed at the casino in Ontario arrested Lopez for allegedly being intoxicated in a public place, then turned him over to local police. Windsor police say only that a man was arrested at the casino but later released with no charges laid. 

..Lopez says in a statement via his publicist, Ina Treciokas: “Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor.”

 

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PHOTOS: Courtney Cox, 29, arrested for ‘skinny dipping in casino fountain’

Arrested: Courtney Cox, 29, was charged with disturbing the peace and public drunkenness following an incident on Sunday night

Arrested: Naked Fountain swimmer Courtney Cox, 29, disturbing the peace, and public drunkenness 

UPDATE: From Mail Online. Gotta love the British Tabloid headline:  A “young mother” (apparently a “mother” stripping naked has more sizzle than just a drunk 29-year-old) “has been arrested after allegedly swimming nude in a fountain inside a casino hotel.”

Courtney Cox (not the TV show one) was charged with disturbing the peace and public drunkenness following the incident in the Horseshoe Casino Hotel in Bossier City, Louisiana.

Cox, 29, was reportedly skinny dipping in the hotel’s fountain at 10.30pm on Sunday night and she argued with officers when they tried to bring her to the police station.

They asked her once to have a sober friend pick her up and drive her home but Ms Cox then started swearing at the officers…

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If you’re drunk, rowdy, naked, and disturbing Casino Hotel guests, you might get arrested, made to get dressed, and taken here:  Bossier City Police Station

Arrested: Courtney Cox, 29, was charged with disturbing the peace and public drunkenness following an incident on Sunday night

Arrested: Courtney Cox, with Olympic Gold Medal: charged with disturbing the peace and public drunkenness

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…’At one point she started using profanities and refused to stay still,’ police department spokesman Mark Matale told Mail Online.

She was arrested after officers gave her ‘numerous chances’ to stop yelling and being belligerent ‘in front of casino patrons who were in the area at the time’ but she did not take them.

The “mother-of-two” (oh my god how could she? She’s the mother of two children!) was then taken to the Bossier City Jail and is now out on bond.

She is still awaiting her first court appearance.

 

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Woman Arrested After Alleged Casino Fountain Skinny Dip

fountainladyUPDATED with photos HERE: A 29-year-old Shreveport woman was arrested Sunday night after allegedly stripping down naked and then going for a swim in the fountain of the Horseshoe Casino and Hotel. Olympic Gold medalist Courtney Cox (pictured) now faces charges of disturbing the peace and public intoxication. It was a highly alert casino security team that contacted the Bossier City Police Department after witnessing the nude casino swim.

A police spokesperson told a local reporter that Cox was drunk and given many opportunities to contact a sober friend to takebossiercityfountain her home.  According to police, she then began yelling and cursing in front of casino employees and hotel patrons despite their advice to remain calm.

Cox was booked into the Bossier City Jail. She is a thrice decorated Olympic Gold medalist in the 400 meter individual medley.

 


Internet sensation: Co-ed blows .341 at a football game

Samantha Goudie, a 22-year-old Iowa University student, was arrested Saturday after trying to jump onto the field during a football game. While drunk and disorderly is par for course in college football, Goudie had an unbelievable BAC of .341.

The police report says she was “unsteady on her feet,” which seems generous for someone with that much alcohol in their system. This epic BAC might have been buried in Iowa City police reports forever, except that Goudie basically live tweeted her arrest, reports The Daily Dot.

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