BREAKING: In Wake of Scandal, Fraternity Members To Undergo Racial Sensitivity Hazing

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EVANSTON, IL—In the wake of a controversial video depicting two individuals in the fraternity’s University of Oklahoma chapter leading a racist chant, Sigma Alpha Epsilon officials instituted a new national policy Wednesday requiring all members to undergo mandatory racial sensitivity hazing.

“Effective immediately, pledges nationwide will engage in a hazing program designed to combat racially insensitive behavior by requiring them to pound a shot of pure grain alcohol for every one of their personal prejudices until they puke.”

Effective immediately, pledges nationwide will engage in a hazing program designed to combat racially insensitive behavior by requiring them to pound a shot of pure grain alcohol for every one of their personal prejudices until they puke, read a statement released by the organization, which also reveals that the undergraduates must participate in a frank group discussion regarding the hurtful effects of discrimination after being blindfolded, stripped naked, and forced to stand in the campus quad for an entire night.

“We take these infractions extremely seriously, and if our members fail to properly memorize and recite the major provisions of the Civil Rights Act while tied together in a dark closet, they will be urinated on by every senior fraternity member present.”

Make no mistake: We take these infractions extremely seriously, and if our members fail to properly memorize and recite the major provisions of the Civil Rights Act…(read more)

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Want To Party Like A Rock Star For Three Years Of Law School? Graduate Programs.com Lists Top ‘Social Life’ Law Schools

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For The Daily Caller writes:

Law school is no walk in the park and, once you gradaute, the job market for attorneys is atrocious. When you get a job, the work is generally mind-numbing and awful.

If you are going to spend three years in law school and a hundred grand or so on tuition, then, you may as well have a damn good time for three years.

[See the full list here]

With this thought firmly in mind, GraduatePrograms.com has compiled a list of the top 25 law schools for social life.

Here are the top 10:

1.         University of Florida

2.         University of Colorado Boulder

3.         University of Texas at Austin Read the rest of this entry »