St. Clement’s Catholic Primary School Worker in Trouble Over Her ‘Designer Vagina’
Posted: January 22, 2018 Filed under: Education, Health and Social Issues, Humor, Mediasphere | Tags: Catholic, Designer Vagina, Kim Hanson, Pussy, St. Clement’s Catholic Primary School, Surgery, Vagina Leave a comment
Kim Hanson, 37, told Closer how her sex life was “amazing” after undergoing a tightening procedure.
But, the teaching assistant’s revelations saw her removed from the classroom at St. Clement’s Catholic Primary School in Runcorn while an investigation takes place.
She told the Mail Online: “I didn’t think they would be happy about it, but I feel I’ve been badly treated. Read the rest of this entry »
Prison Ahead For Woman In Vagina Gun Case
Posted: November 19, 2015 Filed under: Crime & Corruption, Guns and Gadgets, Law & Justice, Mediasphere | Tags: Albuquerque, Arrest, Body modification, Conceal Carry, Domestic violence, Florida, GoPro, Gun, New Mexico, Robbery, The Smoking Gun, Vagina, WTSP 1 Comment 
Mini-revolver hidden inside arrested Tennessee teen
NOVEMBER 19–The Tennessee woman who had a loaded gun hidden in her vagina when she was booked into jail last year has pleaded guilty to an assortment of criminal charges that will cost her several years in prison, court records show.
“Following Archer’s arrest, a TSG reporter broke the news to Souther that his revolver had been stashed inside Archer. ‘Oh, gosh,’ Souther said. He added that while he wanted “the little fellow” returned, the revolver would need ‘a bath in bleach.'”
Dallas Archer, 21, is scheduled to be sentenced today for introducing contraband into a penal 
facility, a felony for which she will serve a three-year prison term, according to a plea agreement.
Archer, seen above, has also copped to vandalism and failure to appear charges, the sentences for which will be served consecutively following the completion of the custodial term for the contraband count. She will also have to pay about $1000 in fines.
The Kingsport resident was arrested last April (when she was 19) for driving with a suspended license. As Archer was being booked into the local lockup, a female jailer searching the suspect “located an unknown item in her crotch,” according to a Kingsport Police Department report.
[Read the full story here, at The Smoking Gun]
Archer was then accompanied by the jailer and a female cop to a bathroom, where the investigators discovered that the teenager had a loaded handgun concealed in her vagina. After the pistol was “recovered,” cops determined that it was a .22 caliber North American Arms mini-revolver (which can hold five rounds).
A police check determined that the four-inch gun had been stolen in 2013 from an automobile owned by John Souther, a Kingsport resident.
Stupid Human Tricks: Can It Sing?
Posted: September 29, 2015 Filed under: Entertainment, Health and Social Issues, Humor, Mediasphere, Politics | Tags: Activism, college, Empowerment, Feminism, Grievance, Gynocracy, Gynosphere, satire, Singing, Tumblr, University, Vagina, Victimhood, Voice, Vulva 1 Comment
Vaginal Probe TV: Kim Kardashian’s Gynecologist Exam Filmed For ‘KUWTK’
Posted: March 11, 2015 Filed under: Entertainment, Health and Social Issues | Tags: Exhibitionism, French Montana, Gynecologist, Gynecology, Gyno, Kanye West, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian, Ob-Gyn, Pacific Time Zone, Paris Fashion week, Reality television, Vagina 2 Comments
Is there anything Kim Kardashian won’t do on film? On the upcoming new season of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians,’ Mrs. West has the cameras join her while she takes a trip to her lady doctor. Yes, the crew stayed for the exam!
For Hollywood Life, Brittany King reports: Kim Kardashian, 34, is the queen of reality TV, so it’s no surprise that she wouldn’t block the cameras from filming her during intimate moments. On a trip to a fertility doctor, the reality star had the cameras stay in the room with her while she received a gyno exam.
This season of KUWTK, Kim is all about the baby making process. She even goes as far as to have the cameras join her during an ob-gyn exam, reports Star Magazine. This is sure to bring in the ratings!
The E! crew followed Mrs. West to Beverly Hills where she met with fertility doctor, Andy Huang. That’s not the shocking part, the cameras continued to roll right along while Kim laid on a table and received her exam. Ew. There are just somethings that shouldn’t be film.
Aside from filming her intimate ob-gyn visit, the mother-of-one reveals to her family the vital tips the doctor gave her about sex with Kanye West.
Kim explained to her sisters that it’s all about positioning your body post sex, “The doctor said when I have sex, I have to lay down for 10 to 20 minutes.” She continued to tell her siblings,” It takes 10 minutes for a sperm to swim up there.” Read the rest of this entry »
It’s Official: Women Voters Care About More Than Just Their Lady Parts
Posted: November 4, 2014 Filed under: Mediasphere, Politics, Think Tank | Tags: Birth control, Coochie, Cooter, Cosmopolitan Magazine, media, Pandering, Planned Parenthood, propaganda, The Federalist, Vagina, Voting, War on Women 1 Comment
2014: The Lady Parts Election Cycle
For The Federalist, Rich Cromwell writes:
Robin Williams joked that “God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.” When it comes to politics, the Lena Dunhams, Cosmopolitans, and ladypartsjustice.coms want to overlook the humor of that joke and make the female equivalent the focal point of their politicized lives. Lady Parts Justice lays out the skinny:
5 REASONS TO JOIN LADY PARTS JUSTICE
- Because women decide elections and if we get together, blow this shit up in a smart and funny way, we just may be able to get folks to sit up, take action and reverse this erosion of rights.
- Because neanderthal politicians are spending all their time making laws that put YOUR body squarely into THEIR hands.
- Because extremist goon squads exist in EVERY statehouse in America and are sneaking in tons of creepy legislation. We’re staying on top of this shit so you can stay on top this shit.
- Because you use birth control.
- Because you like sex and it’s not all about having babies. Think about it, if it were there would be no room to stand.
“[Voting] is how you keep sexist health care policies from happening.” What is sexist health care? It’s comparable to pornography—difficult to define, but they know it when they see it. Dunham also took to Instagram, with the help of friends, to talk about Planned Parenthood. Cosmo, meanwhile, is less focused on lady parts and more focused on Latinas and how sexist policies affect their lady parts. They also have a party bus, which is somehow related. No word on whether it will offer alcohol and affirmative consent forms.
“As a man, I’m probably not supposed to have an opinion on this, but I totally do. As a father of daughters, I’m actually quite opinionated on the matter. Whereas I get to make decisions based on a whole raft of factors, apparently I’m supposed to teach my daughters to ask only one question: How will this affect your vagina?”
When we mash all these things together, I’m reminded of a useful literary tool.
Synecdoche—noun \sə-ˈnek-də-(ˌ)kē\: a figure of speech by which a part is put for the whole (as fifty sail for fifty ships), the whole for a part (as society for high society), the species for the genus (as cutthroat for assassin), the genus for the species (as a creature for a man), or the name of the material for the thing made (as boards for stage).
Despite its uses in writing and storytelling, though, it’s no way to live life. And that’s why the Robin Williams’ joke came to mind. Sure, it’s all about rallying female voters, but it seems women have forgotten they have other organs; that the only one that matters is the vagina and how they get to use it. Don’t get me wrong—I love the vagina, too. It’s definitely high on my unwritten list of favorite organs.
OUT: 3D-Printed Guns. IN: 3D-Printed…
Posted: July 15, 2014 Filed under: Mediasphere, Robotics, Science & Technology | Tags: 3-D printers, Artist, asoko, Japan, Japanese art, manko, Robotics, Rokudenashiko, Vagina 3 Comments
My nomination for headline of the week, from Reason.com (read more)
[VIDEO] News Anchor Powers Her Way Through Story About ‘Lab Grown Vaginas’
Posted: April 12, 2014 Filed under: Entertainment, Humor, Mediasphere | Tags: Larry Potash, Local news, Müllerian agenesis, Penis, Robin Baumgarten, Vagina, WGN Morning News, YouTube 1 Comment“That was a tough story for me to read, I just wanted you to know that.”
“Lab-grown vaginas.” I defy you not to giggle just a little at that. And yes, it’s a real thing, lab-grown vaginal organs were successfully implanted in four teenage girls. A big victory for science! But a very awkward story to cover on the local news. WGN Morning News anchor Robin Baumgarten did her best to power through the story, keeping a straight face as she did a report where the word vagina was used twice.
After the brief report, she remarked, “That was a tough story for me to read, I just wanted you to know that.” In came co-anchor Larry Potash, cracking wise and asking her if saying “coochie-coo” would have made it easier to get through.
pundit from another planet 